Alice – Imperium Massage
After a pleasant visit to Emily, I decided to return to the grand Imperial. Honestly, the main reason I chose Alice was probably obvious to everyone, plus I thought there might be some last-minute availability within two hours—that turned out to be true, at least for now.
Generally, larger natural breasts tend to be associated with a more substantial female figure, which I don’t mind, and I expected Alice not to be the thinnest but at least somewhat resembling her photos. To be honest, I doubt she weighs 52 kg (probably a kilo less than Emily?). I’ve gotten used to the fact that women often exaggerate their photos, but at least age and weight should match reality. She might be around 20, I don’t know.
Her greeting was like that of a startled fish—okay. Communication, smile, eye contact—none of these were present, fine. The shower was just a boring rinse from the front, nothing special. The back, well, it’s manageable. Her face was okay. Her breasts were fine. The stomach area—brrr. Honestly, I’m not one to judge solely by appearance, but I still don’t fully grasp what I was expecting.
The belly massage involved Alice applying oil and massaging without any real pressure. She sat on the side with the mirror, and I gently stroked her thigh. Then followed the “B2B” technique, with her sliding her breasts along one side of my body. This alternated with spreading oil and checking the clock. Nothing else happened. It was the dullest stomach massage I’ve had in a long time—no other positions, no GFE, no eye contact, no erotic atmosphere whatsoever.
Then I turned over. Her breasts are quite nice and large. I started playing with them while she spread oil over my body. I sat up and took her breasts into my mouth—probably my best decision, as I wouldn’t get much more opportunity later. Alice responded with an expression of boredom and a somewhat dismissive smile—at least that’s how it seemed. I lay back, and she mechanically slid her breasts along my sides again.
The best part of the whole massage was the breast massage of my penis. Her breasts are really pleasurable and teasing. It was fantastic. This aroused me quite a bit, so Alice then sat between my legs (“yes!”) and prepared to finish. Her handjob was decent, but we still had about half an hour left. I sat her on my lap again, refused to let her finish, pulled her closer so she would at least lie on me a bit—so I could feel her body, not just the action.
She collapsed onto me like a sack of potatoes, lying there lifeless with her face in the pillow. Seriously? I gently massaged her back and tried to flirt a little, but with this dead, naked body, it was hopeless. After a while, she moved further away, avoiding any contact, and it seemed like she was about to end it.
She refused the 69 position, claiming it wasn’t part of the massage. Fine. I asked her to at least lie next to me. She did, but just stared at me as if waiting for instructions. Awkward. I checked the clock myself. Alice was softly stroking me, but after a while, she picked up the pace while looking toward my legs and slightly turned away from me. Her handjob was still pretty good, so I left it at that. In the end, she lay next to me, not on me. We lay there in silence for several minutes, just waiting for it to be over. She refused any further massage from me.
We each took a quick shower separately. When I said goodbye, she just opened the reception door and said “bye.” That’s the most apathetic masseuse I’ve seen in a long time. The receptionist was much friendlier and more attractive than Alice. It’s hard to find anything positive about this “massage”—maybe just her breasts, when my penis was between them. My enthusiasm for the Imperial has definitely taken a hit.
This massage was disappointing, mainly because of Alice’s indifferent attitude and lack of any erotic energy. She seemed more bored than I was. If she’s not interested, she should do something else. Eroticism isn’t just about big, exposed breasts. Alice clearly doesn’t understand that.
Overall, I was out of the salon after 55 minutes, and I even managed to use the toilet there, which just confirms how much of a fail this was.
Rating: 🙁 (poor, disappointment). The session was shortened.
A boring 60-minute body-to-body massage for 2,200 CZK (!).
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